Album titles we rejected:
Gangsters in Toyland • Dental Telepathy • Newspeak • Vodvil • Cheap Trills • Hotsky Totsky • Disguised as Themselves • Heebie-Jeebies • Brass Bandits • Revolting! • Loonytunes • Shatter Zone • Harlot's Hello • Hell's Kitchen • Hoi Polloi • Tsardust • We Cover the Earth • Marching to a Different Drummer • Blues from Brassadonia • Satanic She-Devils of Sansabelt
Paragraph that didn't make it into the liner notes:
"Traveling through an underground network of tacky motels, subsisting entirely on espresso and scraps filched from used room-service trays, The Klezmorim frequently change planes between cities to confound the authorities. Their movements are unpredictable."
Album concept we dropped:
Preceding each musical track with a soundscape evoking the trials of life on the road.
[SOUND EFFECTS: AIRPORT AMBIENCE]
PASSENGER IN AIRPORT LOUNGE: Excuse me — are you boys musicians?
KLEZMER: No, ma'am. We're The Klezmorim.
Tunes we recorded that didn't make it onto the album:
Yiddisher March (Cherniavsky) • Back from the War (Naftule Brandwine)