Album titles we rejected:
Gangsters in Toyland • Dental Telepathy •
Newspeak • Vodvil • Cheap Trills
• Hotsky Totsky • Disguised as Themselves
• Heebie-Jeebies • Brass Bandits •
Revolting! • Loonytunes • Shatter Zone
• Harlot's Hello • Hell's Kitchen
• Hoi Polloi • Tsardust • We Cover
the Earth • Marching to a Different Drummer •
Blues from Brassadonia • Satanic She-Devils of
Sansabelt
Paragraph that didn't make it into the liner notes:
"Traveling through an underground network of tacky motels, subsisting entirely
on espresso and scraps filched from used room-service trays, The Klezmorim
frequently change planes between cities to confound the authorities. Their
movements are unpredictable."
Album concept we dropped:
Preceding each musical track with a soundscape evoking the trials of life on
the road.
[SOUND EFFECTS: AIRPORT AMBIENCE]
PASSENGER IN AIRPORT LOUNGE: Excuse me
— are you boys musicians?
KLEZMER: No, ma'am. We're The
Klezmorim.
Tunes we recorded that didn't make it onto the album:
Yiddisher March (Cherniavsky) • Back from the War (Naftule
Brandwine)